Zombie Plans!!!

If Zombies did become real and started infesting the earth and you WEREN'T one of the original Zombies what would you do?


I'd do either of two things, either go to Alaska, people up there got guns for hunting so if any Zombies survive (even since moving corpses have no body heat) the cold they'll still get blasted in the head with a hunting rifle.

As it goes for the second idea, I would get about a weeks worth of food or whatever, a hunting rifle, and some fresh water, and survival equipment and jump on one of my relatives boats and head to the Galapagos Islands, there's only a few people there most of the time and it's unlikely that any of them, would've been infested by the Zombie infection and since the abundance of food like fish, turtles and what not I'll be in good shape.

Vurtax wrote:

As it goes for the second idea, I would get about a weeks worth of food or whatever, a hunting rifle, and some fresh water, and survival equipment and jump on one of my relatives boats and head to the Galapagos Islands, there's only a few people there most of the time and it's unlikely that any of them, would've been infested by the Zombie infection and since the abundance of food like fish, turtles and what not I'll be in good shape.

What if you run out of ammo?

I'll fire the alaskan hillbilly teeth

Vurtax wrote:I'll fire the alaskan hillbilly teeth

Haha!

I'd do the all the things I'd never do before my inevitable death.
Or, I'd go on an airplane! or something and stay there until they're gone, or like you said, go to some place the zombies would never be able to reach, like some place across the ocean, taking lots of necessary things!

for me, i'd rather none. i'd rather no zombies come around from anywhere. easy

i'd join the army because they have all the ammo and to be honest i'd rather fight than tuck my tail between my legs and run away.

Oh yeah, good idea. I change me mind, I'm with GVS!

I'd just sleep in my cupboard with some Oreos and my laptop, so if the zombies come in, they won't notice me since they're fucking stupid

Plus, they have no noses nor ears, and even if they do, they can't use em'!

lol i'd like you to tell me that when your being eaten by 5 zombies!!!!

Same here lol

Oh please boys, they don't allow guns in Singapore, SO I'M GONNA USE MY FUCKING CRICKET BAT!
WHOO-PAH!

Off goes the head motherfucker!

Pfft. They would come in like packs and leap onto you and rip your guts out...........................not a good idea...

lol sorry mate but your SCREWED

Hehehehee. Meh....

I'd just wear a tampon, the ultimate zombie repellants

You'd wear one 'ey?..........Naughty.....

Arkluq I'll have already stolen all the Tampons and have feed them to my zombie dogs.

You guys are mad. Just go and die.......just die.....lol

Just because I wear tampons doesn't make me a girl...

DON'T STOP CALLING ME NAUGHTY

Also, Vurtax, I have 20 extra tampons in my room
and some Vaseline, I need some good ol' Vaselin for... you know

Repellants

I have every right to call you guys naughty.....it does make you a girl because you'd have no place for the tampon. Maybe you should try any other repellent because tampons are out of date for zombies now so...yeah...think again.

I don't put tampons in my area silly...

I place them in my nose like every other guy!

lol what the hell is wrong with you? lol

Alright......this is getting a bit weird....no! totally weird!

few they stopped. thank god